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Hot and Sexy Jokes

1.Nadan Hai wo Log jo Ch_t ka intejar karte Hai. Mard to wo Hai jo Apne Haath se kam tamaam karte Hai. ”PANCHAYAT,, Na koi, ”DAND,, Apni Mutthi apna ”L_ND, 2.Nisha dudh bech rhi thi….. Vicky-dudh kitne mai piloage? Nisha-dudh to free mai pila dugi par malai nikalne kai 100rupay lungi 3.Ladka Jaldi-Jaldi Ladki Ko Chod Raha Tha. Ladki:”itani Jaldi-Jaldi Kyo chod rahe ho?” Ladka:”Kahin Tumhara Baap Na AaJaey Ladki:”Tension Mat Lo,Woh Tumhari Maa ko Chod Raha Hai. 4.Mallika went to a swimming pool in a BRA & PANTY. Guard: Madam here 2 piece costume is not allowed! Mallika: Kaun sa utaroon? 5.Mom: Tujhe ladka pasand aaya ho to baat agey chalayen. Girl: Ladka to theek hai but mota hai. Mom: TV chahe 14″ ka ho ya 29″ ka remote 6″ ka hi hota hai. 6.BRA kholne se parvat milta hai. PANTY kholne se khai milti hai. Lakh dard ho, parvat par chade bina raha nahi jata, Aur khai me gire bina maza nahi aata. 7.Ekbar ek sadhu baba galise gujar raha tha, Tabhi unpar ek BRA giri….. Baba- hey prabhu e ...