1.Nadan Hai wo Log jo Ch_t ka intejar karte Hai.
Mard to wo Hai jo Apne Haath se kam tamaam karte Hai.
”PANCHAYAT,, Na koi, ”DAND,, Apni Mutthi apna ”L_ND,
2.Nisha dudh bech rhi thi…..
Vicky-dudh kitne mai piloage?
Nisha-dudh to free mai pila dugi par malai nikalne kai 100rupay lungi
3.Ladka Jaldi-Jaldi Ladki Ko Chod Raha Tha.
Ladki:”itani Jaldi-Jaldi Kyo chod rahe ho?”
Ladka:”Kahin Tumhara Baap Na AaJaey
Ladki:”Tension Mat Lo,Woh Tumhari Maa ko Chod Raha Hai.
4.Mallika went to a swimming pool in a BRA & PANTY.
Guard: Madam here 2 piece costume is not allowed!
Mallika: Kaun sa utaroon?
5.Mom: Tujhe ladka pasand aaya ho to baat agey chalayen. Girl: Ladka
to theek hai but mota hai. Mom: TV chahe 14″ ka ho ya 29″ ka remote 6″
ka hi hota hai.
6.BRA kholne se parvat milta hai.
PANTY kholne se khai milti hai.
Lakh dard ho, parvat par chade bina raha nahi jata,
Aur khai me gire bina maza nahi aata.
7.Ekbar ek sadhu baba galise gujar raha tha, Tabhi unpar ek BRA giri…..
Baba- hey prabhu e teri kaishi lila hai, aam koi aur chush raha hai aur chhilka humpe phekh raha hai
8.Toothpaste ka dhakan aur girlfriend ki bra me kya similarity hai?
Ans:- bDno ko kholo aur dhire se dabao, mooh me lo aur fresh ho jao…
9.Mallika Sherawat ki BRA aur PANTY ko mobile companywalo ne sponsor kiya.RELIANCE ne BRA ko sponsor kiya aur BRA me likh diya “KARLO DUNIYA MUTTHHI MEIN”.Ise dekhte hue AIRTEL ne PANTY ko sponsor kar diya aur PANTY me likh diya “PAY Rs 99 ONLY & GET LIFE TIME CONNECTION,FREE-FREE-FREE”.
10.Beti:Maa,jab mai us ladka ko dekhti hu to mera Bra tight ho jata hai .
Maa:Beti,tu uswaqt teri Bra thora niche kar lena,us ladka ka underwear tight ho jayega.
11.Drunk sardar in pvr
Suddenly shouted loudly-Mera Lund kahan gaya..
Mera Lund kaha gaya..
Girl- chup hoja SAALE,…!!
Tera hath meri panty me Hai
12.Aarti Aur Panty Me Kya Similarity Hai?
Aarti Utarne Se Hume Mann Ki Shanti Milti Hai
Aur, Panty Utarne Se Hume Tann Ki Shanti Milti Hai.
13.Lady- Koi ek Shampoo dena.
Shopkeeper- Agar Head ke bal dhone hai to HEAD & SHOULDER.. or panty ke bal dhone hai to PANTENE.
Lady- GARNIER de do Gaand ke bal dhone hai.
14.Why Do Women Wear Panty?
Because State Law Says All Main-Holes Must Be Covered When Not In Use.
15.Strange Facts :
1. Roti ka 1 Bite 7 seconds ke baad Pet me pahunchta hai.
2. Insani baal 3 kg tak ka Wazan Utha Sakte hai.
3. Har Mard ke Lund ki Lambai Uske Hath ke Anguthe ke Double Hoti hai.
4. Ladies Mardo se Zyada Palke Jhapkati hai.
5. Aur Aapka Dhyan abhi bhi Anguthe pe hai.
Naap le Bhai Naap le..!!
16.Teacher to Student:-
Bachchon batao LOVE kyun acchha hai WAR se ?
Saare students ek saath bole:-
kyunki condom saste milte hain talwar se…
17.Ek baar, ak ladki har test me fail hoti hai , to vo baba ram dev ji k paas jati hai oor ye batati hai.
Ladki:Baba ji mera padai me man nahi lagta, to mai kaya karu.
Baba Ram Dev: beti, aaj raat tum bad par nangi lat jana mai aaja oonga
RAAT KO
baba ji aate hai
Ladki:baba ji mughe bahut dard ho raha hai
Baba Ram Dev:beta kuch nahi hota
ladki:baba ji bahut hi jada dard ho raha hai, ye kesa dand hai
Baba :beti, ye koi dand nahi ,YE BABA JI KA L**D HAI.
18.Railway reservation form par Sardarji ne “LING” ki jagah likh diya 9 inch.Lady clerk:- “yeh kya hai? isse katna padega”.Sardarji ghabra ke bola:- “kitna ..,kitna katna padega”.Lady clerk chillate hue boli “pura, pura katna padega”.Sardarji ghabra gaye aur bola “choro choro, Bus me chola jaayunga”.
19.Bibi Ne kaha Araz Kiya Hai…
Zara Dheere Se Thoko Sanam
Mahengai Ka Zamaanaa Hai.
6 Inch Ke L_nd Ko, Zindagi Bhar Chalana Hai
20.Kick the football get the goal,
Suck the boobs f**k the hole,
Kiss her lips pick her hips,
Let us celebrate PEN*S DAY!!
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Mard to wo Hai jo Apne Haath se kam tamaam karte Hai.
”PANCHAYAT,, Na koi, ”DAND,, Apni Mutthi apna ”L_ND,
2.Nisha dudh bech rhi thi…..
Vicky-dudh kitne mai piloage?
Nisha-dudh to free mai pila dugi par malai nikalne kai 100rupay lungi
3.Ladka Jaldi-Jaldi Ladki Ko Chod Raha Tha.
Ladki:”itani Jaldi-Jaldi Kyo chod rahe ho?”
Ladka:”Kahin Tumhara Baap Na AaJaey
Ladki:”Tension Mat Lo,Woh Tumhari Maa ko Chod Raha Hai.
4.Mallika went to a swimming pool in a BRA & PANTY.
Guard: Madam here 2 piece costume is not allowed!
Mallika: Kaun sa utaroon?
5.Mom: Tujhe ladka pasand aaya ho to baat agey chalayen. Girl: Ladka
to theek hai but mota hai. Mom: TV chahe 14″ ka ho ya 29″ ka remote 6″
ka hi hota hai.
6.BRA kholne se parvat milta hai.
PANTY kholne se khai milti hai.
Lakh dard ho, parvat par chade bina raha nahi jata,
Aur khai me gire bina maza nahi aata.
7.Ekbar ek sadhu baba galise gujar raha tha, Tabhi unpar ek BRA giri…..
Baba- hey prabhu e teri kaishi lila hai, aam koi aur chush raha hai aur chhilka humpe phekh raha hai
8.Toothpaste ka dhakan aur girlfriend ki bra me kya similarity hai?
Ans:- bDno ko kholo aur dhire se dabao, mooh me lo aur fresh ho jao…
9.Mallika Sherawat ki BRA aur PANTY ko mobile companywalo ne sponsor kiya.RELIANCE ne BRA ko sponsor kiya aur BRA me likh diya “KARLO DUNIYA MUTTHHI MEIN”.Ise dekhte hue AIRTEL ne PANTY ko sponsor kar diya aur PANTY me likh diya “PAY Rs 99 ONLY & GET LIFE TIME CONNECTION,FREE-FREE-FREE”.
10.Beti:Maa,jab mai us ladka ko dekhti hu to mera Bra tight ho jata hai .
Maa:Beti,tu uswaqt teri Bra thora niche kar lena,us ladka ka underwear tight ho jayega.
11.Drunk sardar in pvr
Suddenly shouted loudly-Mera Lund kahan gaya..
Mera Lund kaha gaya..
Girl- chup hoja SAALE,…!!
Tera hath meri panty me Hai
12.Aarti Aur Panty Me Kya Similarity Hai?
Aarti Utarne Se Hume Mann Ki Shanti Milti Hai
Aur, Panty Utarne Se Hume Tann Ki Shanti Milti Hai.
13.Lady- Koi ek Shampoo dena.
Shopkeeper- Agar Head ke bal dhone hai to HEAD & SHOULDER.. or panty ke bal dhone hai to PANTENE.
Lady- GARNIER de do Gaand ke bal dhone hai.
14.Why Do Women Wear Panty?
Because State Law Says All Main-Holes Must Be Covered When Not In Use.
15.Strange Facts :
1. Roti ka 1 Bite 7 seconds ke baad Pet me pahunchta hai.
2. Insani baal 3 kg tak ka Wazan Utha Sakte hai.
3. Har Mard ke Lund ki Lambai Uske Hath ke Anguthe ke Double Hoti hai.
4. Ladies Mardo se Zyada Palke Jhapkati hai.
5. Aur Aapka Dhyan abhi bhi Anguthe pe hai.
Naap le Bhai Naap le..!!
16.Teacher to Student:-
Bachchon batao LOVE kyun acchha hai WAR se ?
Saare students ek saath bole:-
kyunki condom saste milte hain talwar se…
17.Ek baar, ak ladki har test me fail hoti hai , to vo baba ram dev ji k paas jati hai oor ye batati hai.
Ladki:Baba ji mera padai me man nahi lagta, to mai kaya karu.
Baba Ram Dev: beti, aaj raat tum bad par nangi lat jana mai aaja oonga
RAAT KO
baba ji aate hai
Ladki:baba ji mughe bahut dard ho raha hai
Baba Ram Dev:beta kuch nahi hota
ladki:baba ji bahut hi jada dard ho raha hai, ye kesa dand hai
Baba :beti, ye koi dand nahi ,YE BABA JI KA L**D HAI.
18.Railway reservation form par Sardarji ne “LING” ki jagah likh diya 9 inch.Lady clerk:- “yeh kya hai? isse katna padega”.Sardarji ghabra ke bola:- “kitna ..,kitna katna padega”.Lady clerk chillate hue boli “pura, pura katna padega”.Sardarji ghabra gaye aur bola “choro choro, Bus me chola jaayunga”.
19.Bibi Ne kaha Araz Kiya Hai…
Zara Dheere Se Thoko Sanam
Mahengai Ka Zamaanaa Hai.
6 Inch Ke L_nd Ko, Zindagi Bhar Chalana Hai
20.Kick the football get the goal,
Suck the boobs f**k the hole,
Kiss her lips pick her hips,
Let us celebrate PEN*S DAY!!
Hot and Sexy Jokes Aunty, Behan, bhabhi, Choda, chudai, Gay, Hot and Sexy Jokes, Lesbian, Maa, Models, Nani, padosan, reading, reviews, Sister, true urdu kahani - Desi Sex Stories, Sex Jokesdating on online chat jobs new call girl call girls 69 dating websites in webcam girls dating sites
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